dave-sprite




Independent RP blog.
Occasionally NSFW.

Basics:
Dave is 18 years old and has just emerged from the three long years of journeying with Jade and John on the ship after they went crashing through the Fourth Wall. He is on a canon timeline and thus is still a part of Sburb. This will update as Hussie does, check 'About' for more information.

Current Status:
None.

….lol i’ll take that as a no on the avengers + homestuck mashup AU?

If I made an Avengerstuck AU, would anyone join it?

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danithinksoddthings:

cassandraemeraldsong:

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unclenicky:

Oh my God this song.

I love it.

Is it wrong for me to want it to play at my funeral?

AH maybe I can steal Nick Swardson’s idea and have a normal funeral.

With normal music.

And a closed casket.

(But my body’s not in the casket)

And then in the middle of the service

THE LIGHTS GO OUT

AND THE STROBE LIGHTS COME ON

AND MY BODY SWINGS DOWN FROM THE CEILING ON WIRES

AND SWINGS AND DANCES AROUND

TO THIS SONG.

Yes.

Nobody tell me no the plan is now in motion prepare yourselves loved ones.

^^

Reblogging again just for that.

I can see their faces now.

..HAHAHAHA

I feel so bad for your relatives.

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yerblues000:

danithinksoddthings:

cassandraemeraldsong:

michelleloveslaughing:

unclenicky:

Oh my God this song.

I love it.

Is it wrong for me to want it to play at my funeral?

AH maybe I can steal Nick Swardson’s idea and have a normal funeral.

With normal music.

And a closed casket.

(But my body’s not in the casket)

And then in the middle of the service

THE LIGHTS GO OUT

AND THE STROBE LIGHTS COME ON

AND MY BODY SWINGS DOWN FROM THE CEILING ON WIRES

AND SWINGS AND DANCES AROUND

TO THIS SONG.

Yes.

Nobody tell me no the plan is now in motion prepare yourselves loved ones.

^^

Reblogging again just for that.

I can see their faces now.

..HAHAHAHA

I feel so bad for your relatives.

coolene:

tadfield:

i bet you thought i was quality when you followed me 

Reblog with the state you live in

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foreveraheroamerica:

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Georgia. 

Iowa. ._.

(( iowa

………..

WHO ARE YOU WERE IN THE SAME STATE OMG ;A; ))

Washington: Where only one store in the entire state sells your favorite soda.

North Carolina.

*hides because of imminent shower of hate*

Colorado

state known for like nothing but being a rectangle XD

ooc:

CALIFORNIA GIRLS WE’RE UNFORGETTABLE DAISY DUKES BIKINIS ON TOP

New Jersey… yeah we just opened.

Rhode Island…Yup…Nothing special.

ooc: Motherfuckin Texas.

THERE’S SOMEONE ELSE IN JERSEY.

…oh. New Jersey. Yerp.

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windyguy-with-all-the-mangrit replied to your post: windyguy-with-all-the-mangrit answered your…

(( asdfgh. the stripper au would be great :”D . i don’t really know much about mib cause im a huge idiot so i cant really give you my opinion on that hahaha sorry ))

(( sodijsodvj I wasn’t sure either haha, I mean guns and aliens and shooting…sounded like a Jake thing so idk. ALSO IF I DID A STRIPPER AU I WOULD WANT FRIENDS. Patrons, other strippers, etc. Is that even interesting lolol… ))

windyguy-with-all-the-mangrit answered your question: NEW AU?

this are all… really great :’D

(( I HAD A FANTASTIC IDEA FOR STRIPPER AU…but it really would work best as a fanfic and not an rp? I DON’T KNOW….I’m leaning more towards MIB AU. ))

NEW AU?

…I’m a terrible person and as a terrible person, I’m doing Homestuck AUs. I have several options, DON’T LAUGH AT ME OK, but I don’t know which to choose ahhhh.

  • Men In Black AU
  • Dragon AU
  • Stripper AU
  • Harry Potter AU
  • Indiana Jones AU

I SHOULD CLARIFY THAT ALL THESE WILL BE JAKE ENGLISH. Because floor. I’m a terrible person ok oaiwejfoaiwg ANY THOUGHTS?

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